Yes, you read that right - a dungeon monster dating-match solo TTRPG. Since it's spooky season, I thought it'd be the perfect game to cover this week. I first played Creature Comforts by Roman Hyacinths in August, but saving the review seemed fitting for Halloween. Creature Comforts was published as part of the Itch.io One Page RPG Jam back in July. The entire RPG fits on one sheet of printer paper (front & back), and can be tri-folded like a brochure to be tucked into your journal like a bookmark. You'll also need a d6 & a d20 to play.
The goal of the game is to help lonely dungeon monsters, like oozes and skeletons, find someone to share their crypt with. You will roll dice to choose your dating candidates, send them to a prompted dating location, deal with events during the date, and see if they are compatible. At the end of the date, you tally up your score to see if it's a match made in heck, or a relationship as doomed as the hapless adventurer who just stumbled into the spike trap down the hall.
Everything about this game is full of tongue-in-cheek spooktacular fun. Roman fit a great deal of options, details, and direction into the brochure. The game can be played in about thirty minutes, depending on how long you journal about your two candidates and their dates. There's even a chance to send them on second dates if it doesn't quite work out the first time. There's also a chance they will end up as mortal enemies, and dungeon monsters can hold grudges for centuries.
Will you help that skeleton knight find someone special to help them guard their ancestor's tomb from greedy adventurers? Is this poor gelatinous cube destined to spend all eternity dissolving mages alone? What about that mimic in the corner? Can they find true lo- ...wait. No, that's just a treasure chest, but it seems the banshee might be in love. Oh, my...
Creature Comforts is available as a print & play on Itch.io for free (name your own price).


